LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT, MORIARTY
The ways Sherlock Holmes calls Watson.
sherlock in books: mr. john watson, mr. watson, dr. watson, dear watson, my friend, doctor
sherlock on bbc: JAWNN
I can get you some, Sherlock. Or Watson.
What Sherlock says: I don't have any friends, I've just got one.
What I hear: Jawn let's get married.
just have sex already