Snorlax101

Supposed to have a drug test (I am seriously trying to delay that, though.)
Supposed to go to SSS and be an employee once and for all.
I was like, “Eeww! Why do I have to be an employee?”
Then I remembered things I wanted to buy.
IDK if I should go to San Juan and watch “basketbrawl” tomorrow.
I’m still nervous about that drug test. I drank all the soya milk I can.
“Oh hi there, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise! By unexpected, I totally mean expected!” - Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz

20
July

4

#I'm bored

#thoughts on bullets

It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!

Seriously, that kid is going to be on my mind for a while. She is so cute. As well that pink unicorn. Who could blame her? That pink unicorn is truly so fluffy! LOL

Oh and by the way, Aaron and Chris cried on Toy Story 3. Well, almost. I suddenly want to play with my Power Ranger toys.Why do we fucking have to grow up? Hahaha. I ask myself sometimes, why can’t we be the innocent little child we were? Life is a bitch and we just have to deal with it. Oh wow, was that divine intervention right there? Nope. Surely not.

Anyway, I’m downloading “Whatever, Martha” episodes. Her own daughter bitching her out with a show dedicated to our favorite domestic diva, probably because she’s the only proclaimed domestic diva there is. Imagine doing a show on your own house because the police won’t let you out. Poor bitch. I’ll give her some spanking though.

SHE MADE A TWIG HANDLE FOR HER SMORES NEEDS. WHAT THE HELL.

I’ve been thinking,

of changing my Tumblr ID / URL / Name or whatever this fucking thing is called.

Here is my unofficial list:

bakitmosinaktanangpusoko.tumblr.com
angsakitpalapagsainyonanggaling.tumblr.com
natapyasanangpuso.tumblr.com
kungakonalangsana.tumblr.com
angsakitsakitnaputangina.tumblr.com
paasakatanginamo.tumblr.com
saangdakoangpapuntasakasiyahan.tumblr.com
mahirapbaakongmahalin.tumblr.com
angdimakagetsngsarcasmditotanga.tumblr.com

PS: Idea mo ‘to, ‘wag kang umangal. LOL

13
June

#sorry

#i'm bored

Attention Deficit Hyper-active Disorder

I get that when I’m drunk.
Mom said I had symptoms of that as a child. (I believe I still do.)
The rain triggers it.
Add being Bipolar and getting sad for no fucking reason.
Oh no you didn’t. I know the fucking exact reason.
Bullet posts inspired by Jam.
What the fucking hell is up with bullet posts?
They look fun.
And I’m annoying.
I’m not an orange, though.
I’m actually happy because Federer lost to Soderling. FOUR FUCKING SETS ROGER, FOUR FUCKING SETS.
Oksalamatgustokongmamatay ~ (Wow ang ganda kapag Tagalog.)