January 2011
YO MOMMA SO FAT WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA CAN'T LIFT HER...
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That’s people. We consume what we can. Then leave. Like locusts.
– Cassie (Skins Season 2)
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Love according to Cassie
Cassie: Do you want to know what love feels like?
Jal: Sure.
Cassie: Do you remember the time you took me to the hospital after I tried to kill myself?
Jal: Yeah.
Cassie: That's what love feels like.
Anonymous asked: Good luck sa new work mo =)
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CREY SEW BAD
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Sometimes the things you want the most don’t happen and what you least...
– Jamie Randall (Jake Gyllenhaal) - Love and Other Drugs (2010)
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I wish people would stop sending me requests on...
Depressed? Eat. Still Depressed? Eat more. Eating...
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Today.
I woke up late, right? Headed to the studio, took the MRT and a girl bumped into me because we were both not looking. I said sorry and just went inside the train. I couldn’t care less about all the people inside. I knew I was singing out loud with The Out Of Body Special as they played on my iPod. I knew people were looking, I just didn’t care.
The train’s travel time was short...
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You will only fall in love once. The rest of your life will be spent recovering.
– Wong Kar-Wai
Been singing Almost Lover all day.
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Dear self,
Do not ever sleep at 5AM if you have work at 10AM. No, I don’t care if you’re leaving work in a few days already. Coming in at work at 12:30PM is unacceptable.
Anyway, what do you want to do with your life now, huh? You’re going to be a bum again.
Sincerely,
Self
Someone's status on Facebook: I guess he's more of an XBox and I'm the old Atari.
Me: AND I'M THE BRICK GAME
justsheerluck asked: Have you tried Bellini's gellatos, Mister Sorbetes? :D
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Anonymous asked: masarap ba ang dirty ice cream?
vpg asked: I just made love with my left hand. There, I told you.
Anonymous asked: single?
Anonymous asked: Are you gay?
SEW BORED. Tell me things. →
Me: Hello Mrs. Pixels, good afternoon.
Client: May I know who's on the line?
Me: This is Kevin, Mam. Who's speaking?
Client: This is Mrs. ******, can I pick up the photos I ordered?
Me: Yes, Mam. They are ready for pick-up.
Client: Mag-reresign ka na daw?
Me: Yes, mam. Why?
Client: Too bad, we're planning to do another shoot and we'd like you to be our photographer.
Me: That's okay, mam. All our photographers are qualified to take your photos naman, Mam.
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At the back of my mind: What the fuck?
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I don’t know shit about flights.
– Ian (armado)
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Supahstahhh!
Evian: Your parents hate you so much they died because of embarrassment!
Mary: Your parents hate you so much they named you after a bottled water!
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I have this strange feeling that I’m not myself anymore. It’s hard to put into...
– Sputnik Sweetheart, Haruki Murakami (via thechocolatebrigade)
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Sick.
Been in bed all day. Re-watched Skins Season 1 (UK) and I’m on my final week at work. February’s going to be a bit “cash-less” for me since I’m gonna wait up until the 3rd week then I’m gonna know if I’m really employed or not. Sucks but what does a man got to do? All there to do is wait.
Now, watching A Walk To Remember on HBO. Getting ready for my...